***If I had a picture of my pumpkins, this is where I would display it***


If you've been to the grocery store, to the farmer's market, or say, left your cozy abode in the past month, you know that there are a plethora of pumpkins. In fact, there are so many that I often wonder, what happens to all of these millions of pumpkins after October?
Obviously, no one in my neighborhood has noticed. But, yes, they have left their cozy abode to steal MY pumpkins.
No, they didn't steal two or all four. They stole one. at. a. time.
And, you ask, Maybe thieves win medals for stealing the LARGEST pumpkin in the city? Mine were 0.2 lbs. I guess I don't live in the L.L. Bean catalog after all.